TOP TEN REASONS TO PLAY GOLF ON MONDAY
1.I had to complete a honey-do list on saturday. 2.I left last weeks sales report at home. 3.I had a bad game Saturday. 4.I loaned my clubs to a friend for the weekend. 5.My wife had already made plans for the weekend. 6.REVENGE 7.My boss insisted. 8.The only carts available had dead batteries. 9.To hell with it, meet me on the course. 10.I cried all weekend because Obama was re-elected!!!